September 13th, 2003, 06:09 AM
A Lonely guy buys a centipede to keep him company.
Once home, he puts the Centipede in a generously sized box as a home and decides to break the ice by inviting it out for a beer.
"Would you like to go to the pub with me and have a beer?" he asks but there's no answer from his new pet.
This bothers him a bit but he waits a few minutes and tries again.
"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. He figures centipedes carn't hear very well and shouts at the box, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's bar and have a drink?"
A little voice finally comes out of the box,
"Yeah righto, i heard you the first time! I'm putting my bloody shoes on"
September 14th, 2003, 11:29 PM
lol, thats cute.
September 19th, 2003, 12:52 PM
September 19th, 2003, 01:32 PM
September 21st, 2003, 01:51 PM
nah that was pretty funny!
I think i might go out and by myself a centipede..
Might make my nights a lil more interesting done at the bar..........?
September 24th, 2003, 06:39 AM
Hah your a idiot reset.
Only you would think of doing something that stupid.....?
Nah but great joke cyru5
And i got your email, nice jokes on your site, im starting to go there more then what im coming here.
Now that's not good.!
September 24th, 2003, 10:54 AM