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    Woody Boy

    Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sanpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away.
    A couple of weeks latter, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
    Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

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    LOL oh how rude...

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    Awsome!!!!!
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    Nokia, bumping up your thread count with posts that just agree etc??
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    No rwading the jokes for a laught and commenting on them. Got a prob with that?
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    Good point nokia! Whats your prob mittens! Cant people make posts anymore?

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    ummm I declear NO.... :P


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    I'm gonna come to MsMittens defense here.... (not that she needs it of course)

    Phone Booth and Nokia..... posting one liner posts that just agree with everything that has gone before is generally frowned upon mainly because such posts don't serve much purpose other than to get your post count higher. It's like the old saying 'if you haven't got anything useful to say then don't say anything'. This being the humour section people will relax a bit so its not too much of a problem here - but just try to avoid it in future, especially in the more mainline forums, ok?

    And one other thing - Phone Booth - not a good idea to set yourself against MsMittens - she's well liked round here especially as she has done so much for the place.... I'm not going to neg you cos you ain't been here that long.... so this is just a friendly reminder to watch your manners.

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    Originally posted here by Phone Booth
    Good point nokia! Whats your prob mittens! Cant people make posts anymore?
    When you see the same person responding to a dozen posts, one after the other, it sorta makes one wonder. Especially when the posts are simply "Great post!" or "Liked that one!"
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    Thank you for the polite reply, Zonewalker, I didnt realize I had offended anyone.

    I was just commenting on the jokes I had read, the last thing I am really concerned about is getting my Posts counter up.

    But, alas I do see your point and will refrain from making similar posts in the future!

    Thanks for the pointer!
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