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    Quick Ones

    q:what is better than winning gold at the Disabled Olympics?
    a:walking.

    q:What's blue and roots old people?
    a:Hypothermia

    q:What is the definition of making love?
    a:Something a women does while a guy is bonking her

    q:What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
    a:Gonorrhoea

    q:how do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?
    a:Marry it

    q:what's a mixed feeling?
    a:seeing your mother-in-law backing of a cliff in your new car

    q:what's the height of conceit?
    a:having an orgasm and calling out your own name

    q:what's the definition of macho?
    a:jogging home from your own vasectomy

    q:how can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
    a:the cake jumps out of the girl

    q:what's the difference of the G-spot and a golf ball?
    a:a guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    q:how do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
    a:look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

    q:why is divorce so expensive?
    a:because it's worth it.

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    "q:how do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
    a:look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time. "


    uha so all us femails have to stick a fake one down there so we can get out of cleaning then!!

    ok..


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    Sorry nightfalls, don't think i'm sexiest? because im not i'm the most kindest guy, i let my missus rest while i do the housework....
    I don't think she should have to do anything, infact i do all the housework because she's to precious to do housework.
    cheers

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    "q:What's yellow and green and eats nuts? a:Gonorrhoea " oh god thats my favorit! im using that one lol.
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    Q: Whats very small, and very very dangerous?

    A: A canary bird with your root password.
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    lmfao cyru5 you done it again,

    when's the next one comin.........?

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    LOl @ the elephant one!! Gotta remember that one!!!

    ive just emailed this to everyone!!
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    "Sorry nightfalls, don't think i'm sexiest? because im not i'm the most kindest guy, i let my missus rest while i do the housework....
    I don't think she should have to do anything, infact i do all the housework because she's to precious to do housework.
    cheers"


    Uha...
    If only all men where like that...


    Nightfalls_Girl

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    good idea nokia i think i will be emailin some of these, there hysterical.......

    i'm still have a chuckle

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    hmmm i like em i like em a lot

    cheers

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