The Creation Of Australia
Page 1 of 4 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 35

Thread: The Creation Of Australia

  1. #1
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Posts
    1,536

    The Creation Of Australia

    parthetic i no tho ud probly like it... :P


    In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for

    footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night

    for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was

    good.

    Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.



    On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and

    barbies on the beach.

    God saw that it was good.

    Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.



    On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants -

    to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies.

    God saw that it was good.

    Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.



    On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops,

    sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good.

    Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.



    On the Fifth Day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy

    the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies.

    God saw that it was good.

    Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.



    On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed

    someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around

    the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were

    good blokes. God saw that mates were a great idea.

    Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.



    On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired and needed

    a rest. So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear

    children, wash, cook and clean the barbie.

    Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh day.

    God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard

    he hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the

    Blokes and Sheilas, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and

    sizzling prawns, and God saw that it was not just good, it was

    better than that, it was bloody good.

    AND SO AUSTRALIA WAS BORN!


    Nightfalls_Girl

  2. #2
    Right turn Clyde Nokia's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Button Moon
    Posts
    1,696
    ermm..ok.
    Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system.

    http://tazforum.**********.com/

  3. #3
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Posts
    1,536
    i never sayed it was funny or anything..


    Nightfalls_Girl

  4. #4
    Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    31
    Just aswell, cause it isnt!!

  5. #5
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Posts
    1,536
    i think it is ment to be aussy humour... tho i still do not get it... tho many probly do...


    Nightfalls_Girl

  6. #6
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    29
    Yep! It was quite .......un funny Nightfalls!

  7. #7
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Posts
    1,536
    thank you for pointing out the obvious. tho i am aware of that, as i have allready states.


    Nightfalls_Girl

  8. #8
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    29
    Just checking that you knew!!

    Although your "Ever spoken and wished you hadnt" thread had me on the floor!!

  9. #9
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Posts
    1,536
    yah i know i read your post.


    I was at work to day and this little girl (about 3yr old) was telling me all about how these new barby tooth brushes thay were bying and how thay were for her and her little sister,
    then she pickes up a packet of tampons and decleares to every one and these are for my mom.

    it was a have to be ther moment, verry cute.


    Nightfalls_Girl

  10. #10
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    29
    I dont get it?

    Only joking!!!!

    before you start doing the women thing and start moaning, nagging, sulking etc....

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •