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    Top 10 signs your Son is a geeky programmer.

    10) He laughs hysterically when watching swordfish (That movie was so stupid.)
    9) He wears thick glasses even though his eyes are fine.
    8) He consumes carbonated caffienated beverages at a rate that shames college kids.
    7) When sleepwalking he talks in C. (Or other language that is computer oriented.)
    6) He teaches a class at MIT.
    5) He's Pizza Huts best customer.
    4) He is at his computer at night frequently.
    3) He's had only one sexual relationship in his life; it involved his hand
    2) He frequently blows fuses from running three computers Simultaneously.
    And finally the number one way to tell if your sons a programmer:
    1) He makes twice as much as you and gets better benefits.
    \"The wise programmer is told about Tao and follows it. The average programmer is told about Tao and searches for it. The foolish programmer is told about Tao and laughs at it.
    If it were not for laughter, there would be no Tao.\"

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    He makes twice as much as you and gets better benefits.
    LOL

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    "9) He wears thick glasses even though his eyes are fine. "


    thay are called coke bottle bottoms... :P


    Nightfalls_Girl

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