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    smart kid, dumb cop

    Hey all saw this on cyru5_nuk3's website.
    Thought i would share it it's a pisser

    THERE was a city cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on he's new shiny bike stopped beside him.
    "Nice bike," the cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?"
    "Yep," the boy said, "he sure did!"
    The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation.
    The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
    The young boy looked up at the cop and said,
    "Nice horse you got there, Sir.
    Did Santa bring it to you?"
    "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
    The little boy looked up at the cop and said,
    "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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    LMAO
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    haha. that was a good one.

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    lol, that would of been so cute to witnss if it accuily happoned...


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    Reliving my child hood, how cute.

    Lol man I could piss myself over this one. I hope if I ever have a son, he does this.

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    what about a girl...
    we allways get away with more than a boy...


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    sorry for dp
    thought it was kinda appropriate..


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    Very funny, and good pic Nightfalls_girl
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    why thank you.


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    Hee hee Awsome!
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