September 18th, 2003, 12:15 PM
smart kid, dumb cop
Hey all saw this on cyru5_nuk3's website.
Thought i would share it it's a pisser
THERE was a city cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on he's new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the boy said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said,
"Nice horse you got there, Sir.
Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
September 18th, 2003, 02:50 PM
Real security doesn't come with an installer.
September 18th, 2003, 05:16 PM
haha. that was a good one.
#!/usr/local/bin/perl -s-- -export-a-crypto-system-sig -RSA-in-3-lines-PERL
($k,$n)=@ARGV;$m=unpack(H.$w,$m.\"\\0\"x$w),$_=`echo \"16do$w 2+4Oi0$d*-^1[d2%
,$_)while read(STDIN,$m,($w=2*$d-1+length($n||die\"$0 [-d] k n\\n\")&~1)/2)
September 18th, 2003, 11:56 PM
lol, that would of been so cute to witnss if it accuily happoned...
September 19th, 2003, 02:05 AM
Reliving my child hood, how cute.
Lol man I could piss myself over this one. I hope if I ever have a son, he does this.
September 19th, 2003, 02:07 AM
what about a girl...
we allways get away with more than a boy...
September 19th, 2003, 02:31 AM
sorry for dp
thought it was kinda appropriate..
September 19th, 2003, 05:48 AM
Very funny, and good pic Nightfalls_girl
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes".
Clare Boothe Luce
September 19th, 2003, 11:35 AM
why thank you.
September 19th, 2003, 12:19 PM