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    Ice Maiden

    The Cia has an oppening for an assasin and after all the background checks, interviews, and testing there are three finalists - two men and a woman.
    For the final tests, the Cia agents take one of the men to a large metal door and hand him a gun.
    "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You must kill her!"
    The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
    "Then you're not the right man for this job," the agent says and gives the second man the same instructions.
    The man takes the gun and goes into the room. All us quiet for about five minutes then the man came out with tears in his eyes.
    "I tried, but i can't kill my wife," he says so the agent tells him to go home with his wife and forget about the CIA.
    Finally, it's the woman's turn. She's told to kill her husband and takes the gun then goes into the room. A shot is heard immediatly, then there's a pause and more shots are heard. Then there's screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After a few minutes all is quiet and the door opens.
    "The gun is loaded with blanks," the woman pants, wiping sweat from her brow. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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    lol yah iv read that one befpr some where.

    its a good one tho.
    just goes to show that women are the superiour ones...

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    LOL sounds like something my wife would do!!
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    you must be a lovley husband then arnt you...


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    [QUOTEyou must be a lovley husband then arnt you... [/QUOTE]

    That aint good english dood!!

    Im a lovely husband, but im the man, so naturally it must be me, right?? If you say so!
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    lol what ever you say. d00d. what ever you say


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    Cant be the wife dude, women are................. well.. perfect... you cant have been married long if you havent found that out yet lol!

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    I aint married yet.
    Just living with my man, Nightfall


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    LOL! Dood, i wish you was there to advise me when I got married!! You could have saved me a whole heap of heart-ache!!!
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    D00ds dint necacerially rule the rost... it should be a joint effit.


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