September 19th, 2003, 03:05 PM
After a long night of making love a guy rolls over and looks around his girl's room when he notices a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed. Naturally, the guy begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he enquires, picking up the photo.
"No, silly," she coos, snuggling up closer and draping a leg over his.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asks.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling at his ear and caressing his chest.
"Well, who is he then?" Demands the bewildered guy.
"That's me before the surgery."
September 19th, 2003, 05:31 PM
that was very unexpected lol..... funny funny
September 19th, 2003, 08:00 PM
whoa. didnt see that one coming. haha. very good!
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September 20th, 2003, 07:09 AM
thats a good one... sus tho good..
September 20th, 2003, 12:56 PM
still carn't stop the tears rollin down my face......
Man i'm laughin so hard i've fallen of my chair and im crying.....
This deserves some AO positive points..............
Dammn i only knew so i carn't assign none,
September 20th, 2003, 06:19 PM
I bet that guy ran out of there faster then a speeding bullet. Good joke never expected a ending like that.
That which is eternal cannot die.
September 21st, 2003, 07:28 AM
lol or may be not...