September 24th, 2003, 05:26 AM
Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands'
performance as a lover.
The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counsellor. He
always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."
The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes
to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."
The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for
Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great
it's going to be when I get it."
"Where the tree of knowledge stands, there is always paradise": thus speak the oldest and the youngest serpents.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
September 24th, 2003, 09:48 AM
I like that one..
Dont say much for bill gates preformance in the sack then does it..
September 24th, 2003, 10:56 AM
great one....lots of MS jokes going around..havent heard this one yet though
September 24th, 2003, 07:00 PM
lol, that's a really good one, this one made me laugh...
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