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  1. #1
    The Recidivist
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    Nov 2002

    Talking Husbands' Performance

    Husbands' Performance

    Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands'
    performance as a lover.

    The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counsellor. He
    always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."

    The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes
    to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."

    The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for
    Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great
    it's going to be when I get it."
    "Where the tree of knowledge stands, there is always paradise": thus speak the oldest and the youngest serpents.
    - Friedrich Nietzsche

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2003

    I like that one..
    Dont say much for bill gates preformance in the sack then does it..


  3. #3
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    great one....lots of MS jokes going around..havent heard this one yet though

  4. #4
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    lol, that's a really good one, this one made me laugh...
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