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    Cybersex Logs

    Vigge already posted some of these

    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears14: Aight.
    bloodninja: slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    bloodninja: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ***** of the Beyondness.
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    bloodninja: Don't ***** with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    bloodninja: Baby?


    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
    j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They *****ing charge your ass.
    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli3: thats it.
    bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


    BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
    eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
    BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
    eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
    BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
    BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
    eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: What the *****, I told you not to message me again.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you ***** up.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


    Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
    DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody
    DirtyKate:Who are you?
    Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
    Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
    DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
    Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
    DirtyKate: Haha! OK
    DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
    Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
    DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
    Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
    DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
    Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
    DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
    Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
    Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
    DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
    Bloodninja:How did you know?
    Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
    Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
    DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
    Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
    DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
    Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
    DirtyKate:What the f**k?
    DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t


    Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
    Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high
    heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements
    are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
    Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on
    a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also
    wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from
    dinner...it smells funny.
    Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
    Wellhung: OK
    Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the
    stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into
    your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and
    begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
    Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
    Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
    Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
    Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
    Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
    Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk
    slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and
    Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a
    hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
    Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
    Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
    Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft
    breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
    Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck.
    Do you have any scissors?
    Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back
    undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my
    breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
    Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting
    the clasp.
    Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your
    tongue all over me.
    Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,
    breasts. They're neat!
    Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm
    nibbling your ear.
    Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and
    Sweetheart: What?
    Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
    Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of
    my blouse.
    Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with
    a plop.
    Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your
    hard tool.
    Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
    Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
    Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over,
    in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
    Sweetheart: What's the matter?
    Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
    Sweetheart: Are you OK?
    Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
    Sweetheart: Can I help?
    Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling
    through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
    Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
    Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
    Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
    Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
    Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
    Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet.
    And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost.
    Where's the bedroom?
    Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
    Wellhung: I found it.
    Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so
    Wellhung: Me too.
    Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked
    bodies pressing each other.
    Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
    Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
    Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the
    glasses on the night table.
    Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
    Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room
    and toward the bathroom.
    Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
    Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for
    the toilet. I lift the lid.
    Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
    Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle,
    but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
    Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
    Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper.
    Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my
    Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
    Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in
    your...you know...woman's thing.
    Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
    Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss
    your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
    Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand
    it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
    Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
    Sweetheart: What?
    Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
    Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look
    on my face.
    Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all
    floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
    Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my
    underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
    Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table.
    I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray,
    picture frames and your candles.
    Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
    Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of
    our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing
    at it, a shocked look on my face.
    Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
    Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

    Girl: Hi
    Boy: hello
    Boy: who is this?
    Girl: just a someone?
    Boy: A someone I know?
    Girl: nope
    Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
    Girl: well sorrrrrry
    Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
    Boy: why?
    Girl: nevermind your an *******
    Boy: Hey wait a minute
    Girl: yes?
    Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
    Girl: paranoid?
    Boy: yes
    Girl: of what?
    Girl: me?
    Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
    Girl: LOL
    Boy: Don't ******* laugh at me!
    Boy: This **** is serious!
    Girl: What are you hiding from?
    Boy: The cops.
    Girl: gimme a ******* break
    Boy: I'm serious.
    Girl: I don't get it
    Boy: The cops are after me.
    Girl: For what?
    Boy: I'm wanted in three states
    Girl: For???
    Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
    Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
    Boy: Hello?
    Girl: You are ******* sick.
    Boy: Send me your picture.
    Girl: why?
    Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
    Girl: One of what?
    Boy: The cops.
    Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
    Boy: Then send me your picture.
    Girl: hold on
    Boy: Hurry up.
    Boy: Are you there?
    Boy: **** you, cop!
    Girl: Hey sorry
    Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
    Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
    Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
    Boy: Weren't you!?
    Girl: thats not it
    Boy: Then what?
    Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
    Boy: Most cops aren't
    Girl: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU DICKHEAD!
    Boy: Then send me the picture.
    Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
    Boy: Just send it through here.
    Girl: alright *PIC*
    Girl: Did you get it?
    Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
    Girl: That was me back in may
    Girl: I've lost weight since then.
    Boy: I hope so
    Girl: what?!?
    Girl: that hurt my feelings.
    Boy: Did it?
    Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
    Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
    Girl: yes
    Boy: Alright let me find it.
    Girl: kks
    Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
    Girl: this isn't you.
    Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
    Girl: You don't look like that.
    Boy: How the hell do you know?
    Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
    Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
    Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
    Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
    Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
    Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
    Girl: Go **** yourself
    Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
    Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
    Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
    Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
    Girl: you hurt me.
    Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
    Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
    Boy: Why would I do that?
    Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
    Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
    Girl: FUC YOU!!!
    Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
    Girl: You're a ******* *******.
    Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
    Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
    Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
    Girl: No you aren't
    Boy: You're right. I'm not.
    Boy: HAARRRRR!
    Girl: I'm done with you
    Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
    Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
    Boy: Wait a sec
    Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
    Boy: Wanna start over?
    Girl: No
    Boy: I'll eat your pussy
    Girl: You'll what?
    Boy: You heard me.
    Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
    Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
    Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
    Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
    Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
    Boy: I get excited in different ways.
    Girl: Like what?
    Boy: Do you really wanna know?
    Girl: I don't know
    Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
    Girl: I'm afraid to
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: cause
    Boy: cause why?
    Girl: well lets see
    Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
    Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
    Boy: Nope
    Girl: well its strange to me
    Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
    Girl: I didn't say that
    Boy: So is that a yes?
    Girl: I guess so.
    Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
    Boy: Are you willing?
    Girl: What do you need me to do?
    Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
    Girl: ???
    Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
    Boy: ok?
    Boy: Hello?
    Girl: You can't be serious
    Boy: Oh yes I am!
    Boy: It's my fantasy.
    Girl: this is retarded
    Boy: Do you want it or not?
    Girl: Yes I want it.
    Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
    Girl: sure
    Boy: Ok. Here we go.
    Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
    Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
    Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
    Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
    Girl: mmmm yeah
    Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
    Girl: Har
    Boy: You gotta do better than that!
    Boy: Your picture was really bad.
    Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
    Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
    Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
    Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
    Girl: mmmmmm you are good
    Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
    Boy: going limp
    Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
    Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
    Boy: going limp
    Girl: this is stupid
    Boy: ...still limp
    Boy: Do it!
    Boy: I turn you around to lick your *******.
    Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
    Boy: I see **** nuggets hanging from the hair around your *******.
    Girl: WTF?!?!?
    Boy: They stink really bad.
    Girl: OMG STOP!!!
    Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
    Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
    Boy: I ram it up your ass.
    Girl: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
    Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
    Boy: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
    Boy: I kick you in the face!
    Girl: **** YOU *******!!
    Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
    Boy: Your parrot flys away.
    Boy: ...going limp again.
    Boy: Hello?
    Boy: Say it!
    Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

    VictimX_27: Hi there!

    cheesedog: HEYA!

    VictimX_27: What u up 2?

    cheesedog: Nice English.

    cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus?

    VictimX_27: Get ****ed

    cheesedog: I'm just joking relax


    cheesedog: What's your name?

    VictimX_27: Whats yours?

    cheesedog: I asked you first.

    VictimX_27: I asked you second

    cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle school?

    VictimX_27: huh

    cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny

    cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog

    VictimX_27: Thats not your real name

    cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name?

    VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name

    cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it?

    VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose

    VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that av?

    cheesedog: Yes it is

    VictimX_27: Very handsome

    cheesedog: Thanks

    VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem

    cheesedog: **** you.

    VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good way

    VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot!

    cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot?

    VictimX_27: Yeah

    cheesedog: What do you look like?

    cheesedog: Do you have a pic?

    VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to anyone

    cheesedog: Why not?

    VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly

    cheesedog: I won't make fun of you

    VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't like my looks

    cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh?

    cheesedog: Is that what you're saying?

    VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty

    cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that.

    VictimX_27: Nahhh

    cheesedog: Then describe yourself.

    VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I look like?

    cheesedog: Because I think you're nice

    cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to you.

    VictimX_27: LMAO!! You don't want 2 picture me. Trust me

    cheesedog: Why not?

    VictimX_27: I told you. I'm ugly.

    cheesedog: Well... I think you're beautiful on the inside.

    VictimX_27: You don't even know me

    cheesedog: I'm a pretty good judge of character

    VictimX_27: Then why do u need 2 see me?

    cheesedog: I just wanted to know thats all

    cheesedog: If you aren't comfortable with it... thats fine.

    VictimX_27: You don't understand

    cheesedog: Is it that bad?

    VictimX_27: YESSSSS

    cheesedog: Ok then. I'm gonna picture you as Weezy from the Jeffersons.

    cheesedog: She is the bomb!

    cheesedog: She makes me hot just thinking about her!

    VictimX_27: Wheezy?

    cheesedog: Yep. Weezy.

    VictimX_27: Who is that?

    cheesedog: George's wife.

    VictimX_27: Who is george

    cheesedog: George Jefferson. From the Jeffersons.

    cheesedog: Are you ****ing deaf?

    VictimX_27: Who are the Jeffersons?

    cheesedog: Oh lord. Here we go

    VictimX_27: wut?

    cheesedog: You don't know who the Jeffersons are?

    VictimX_27: Should I?

    cheesedog: Yes.

    VictimX_27: Well I don't.


    VictimX_27: huhhh?


    VictimX_27: Wut the hell are you saying?

    cheesedog: Hold on a second

    cheesedog: Here you go. *PIC*

    VictimX_27: Thats her?

    cheesedog: Yep

    VictimX_27: I don't look anything like that

    cheesedog: SHUT UP! You're ruining my fantasy!

    VictimX_27: LOL. You're funny.

    cheesedog: What's funny?

    VictimX_27: u r

    cheesedog: I'm glad I entertain you

    VictimX_27: me 2

    cheesedog: So if you don't look like Weezy, what do you look like?

    VictimX_27: u don't give up do u?

    cheesedog: Never

    VictimX_27: I'm the exact opposite of her

    cheesedog: ???

    VictimX_27: I'm very white

    cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista'

    VictimX_27: LOL

    cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I guess.

    VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most

    cheesedog: really?

    VictimX_27: I'm an albino

    cheesedog: a what?

    VictimX_27: u don't know what that is?

    cheesedog: I've heard the word before

    VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair

    VictimX_27: So I'm all white

    cheesedog: This is bullshit

    VictimX_27: I'm serious!

    VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before?

    cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia?

    VictimX_27: No, we live all over.

    cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen any

    VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose

    cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino looks like.

    VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of one but not me

    cheesedog: Ok

    VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC*

    cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky

    VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture out?

    cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it.

    cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly

    cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually.

    VictimX_27: Thank u

    cheesedog: No problem

    cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like.

    VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours?

    cheesedog: Yes

    VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with my sister

    VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get back?

    cheesedog: S ure. Then I'll sex you up.

    VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL

    cheesedog: I'm serious

    VictimX_27: We'll see.

    cheesedog: Yes we will.

    VictimX_27: Bye for now!

    cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen.

    VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>

    About 3 hours later...

    VictimX_27: HEY!

    cheesedog: Hello there

    VictimX_27: I'm back

    cheesedog: Have fun at the mall?

    VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes

    cheesedog: Interesting

    VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes

    cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now?

    VictimX_27: LOL

    cheesedog: Is that a yes?

    VictimX_27: Could be


    cheesedog: HOT DAMN!

    cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples

    cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your..

    VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy

    cheesedog: Why?

    VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want

    cheesedog: What do you mean?

    VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore me later are you?

    cheesedog: Of course not.

    cheesedog: I like you.

    VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you are.

    cheesedog: I'm 27. Now....

    cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands

    cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my fingers

    VictimX_27: WAIT!

    cheesedog: They get hard again... what?

    VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything about me first?

    VictimX_27: Like what I like?

    cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up.

    VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing.


    VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass

    VictimX_27: Just give me a minute

    cheesedog: ok

    VictimX_27: I'm back

    cheesedog: np

    VictimX_27: thank you

    cheesedog: So what do you like?

    VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked

    cheesedog: Where?

    VictimX_27: Everywhere

    cheesedog: Any place in particular?

    VictimX_27: uhhh yeah

    cheesedog: tell me

    VictimX_27: on my clit

    cheesedog: OK!

    cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!

    VictimX_27: I also like being done from behind

    cheesedog: Ooooooohhhh.

    cheesedog: Ok. Check this out.

    cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building.

    cheesedog: No is around. Its all quiet.

    VictimX_27: Uh huh

    cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand across your clit

    cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy.

    cheesedog: I slip your panties down and continue to massage your pussy

    VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm

    cheesedog: I place my mouth on your pussy as I eat you from behind

    cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole

    VictimX_27: yessss

    cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.

    cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.

    cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*

    VictimX_27: ???

    cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!


    cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....

    VictimX_27: WHAT THE **** IS THIS ****!!!

    cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked

    cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!

    cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun

    cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!

    VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!

    cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!

    cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**

    cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..

    VictimX_27: YOU ARE A ****ING *******!

    cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE **** UP!

    cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey **** in your pigmentless ass.

    cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!**

    VictimX_27: Never talk to me again!

    cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color

    VictimX_27: **** YOUUUU

    cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut!

    VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND **** YOUUUU!!!!!

    cheesedog: o wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore!

    VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

    cheesedog: Chill out, Casper. You're trapped, I said.

    cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit.

    cheesedog: But there is already slime on your it!!

    cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!!

    cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE **** OFF!

    VictimX_27: **** YOU!!!!!!!!

    cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them**

    VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>

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    for future reference put the resource where you got the logs from ... the last one i didnt see before ...

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    F$#K me, im crying, from laughing so hard.
    My stomach is hurting and i got a wet patch on the desk from the tears rolling down my face.
    I carn't stop laughing, im gettting short of breath, no im having an Asthma attack.
    Crap carn't find my Ventalin.
    Im feeling light headed, the room is swirling around.
    Im falling, i smash my head onto the floor, spraying blood all over the place.

    Then i suddenly wake up and realise it was a dream, then i start to read the post and once again i start to laugh, i laugh so hard that i got tears rolling down my face.

    Anyhow i could just keep repeating myself, a bit like some of these posts.
    They get a bit repeative sometimes.

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    I love the bloodninja logs, very good.

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    Wow, that is some hard reading!
    Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system.


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    hey if you want some more text files such as these ... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/

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    thats funny.....that's the first time i've laughed in a few weeks.


    albinoblacksheep is a good site, some of their flash videos are pretty funny too.

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    Damn... that's a lot of logs but I couldn't stop reading. They are funny. Thanks for the laugh. I think it's bedtime now. hehehehe

    - The mind is too beautiful to waste...

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    F**k that's funny! I haven't laughed that hard in ages

    Thanks for the laugh!


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    Damn you v37! I just woke up my roommate laughing!
    At least he's laughing too much to stay mad. That was hilararious!
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