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    AO's Fluffy Bunny cdkj's Avatar
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    Feb 2003

    The burglar

    Here's one more you'll enjoy

    An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
    services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act
    of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"

    (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may
    be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the
    police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take
    him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady
    did was yell a scripture to you."

    "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an AX and TWO 38's!"
    I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

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    Apr 2003
    hahhahahahhahhaha good one hehhehe ... god always helps

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