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    Windows 98 Error Codes

    Windows 98 Error Codes

    Recently the following undocumented Windows 98 error codes were found.
    Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread
    via the Internet.

    WinErr: 001
    Windows loaded - System in danger
    WinErr: 002
    No Error - Yet
    WinErr: 003
    Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
    WinErr: 004
    Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
    WinErr: 005
    Multitasking attempted - System confused
    WinErr: 006
    Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
    WinErr: 007
    System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
    WinErr: 008
    Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
    WinErr: 009
    Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
    WinErr: 00A
    Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
    WinErr: 00B
    Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
    WinErr: 00C
    Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
    WinErr: 00D
    Window closed - Do not look outside
    WinErr: 00E
    Window open - Do not look inside
    WinErr: 00F
    Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
    WinErr: 010
    Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
    WinErr: 013
    Unexpected error - Huh ?
    WinErr: 014
    Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
    WinErr: 018
    Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new
    one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
    WinErr: 019
    User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
    WinErr: 01A
    Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your
    software. We are terribly sorry.
    WinErr: 01B
    Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error.
    Next time you will get a penalty for that.
    WinErr: 01C
    Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
    WinErr: 01D
    System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
    WinErr: 01E
    Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
    WinErr: 01F
    Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
    WinErr: 020
    Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be
    WinErr: 042
    Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The
    virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will
    automatically be closed and the virus will be activated
    WinErr: 079
    Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
    Please click the left mouse button to continue.
    WinErr: 103
    Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.
    Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
    WinErr: 678
    This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play
    another game?
    WinErr: 683
    Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for
    the system to complete boot procedure.
    WinErr: 815
    Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 bytes available
    I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

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    HAHA...thanx..i needed that

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    Originally posted here by IrIsHASSasIN
    HAHA...thanx..i needed that
    Yeah, its kinda like how you always need help pointing and clicking your browser 'eh?!

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    OMG...WHAT IS YOUR DEAL!?!?!?!?!

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    Im always sarcastic. Some peaple see it as flame others see it as rude humor. Im sure other members have their reasons also. Such as...

    You & your one liner posts, easyly answered questions about how to point and click the site, spaming everything, & the way you type in caps-lock, then theres the fact that you can't start a thread without flame or some other stupid **** to say.

    Oh and another thing... caps-lock typeing usually suggests that you are yelling & damn... I find alot of humor in kids like you who yell infront of computer screens.

    If you still have problems with peaple, the site, or questions about how to point and click stuff here then PM me about it instead of makeing "yet another" lame post.

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    now now, irish, don't get your panties in a bunch
    \"Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, \"I\'m a grown man. I should know what goes on my head.\" And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life. \" -Roy Waller

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    ou can StFu too

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