Windows 98 Error Codes

Recently the following undocumented Windows 98 error codes were found.
Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread
via the Internet.

WinErr: 001
Windows loaded - System in danger
WinErr: 002
No Error - Yet
WinErr: 003
Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr: 004
Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
WinErr: 005
Multitasking attempted - System confused
WinErr: 006
Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
WinErr: 007
System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr: 008
Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
WinErr: 009
Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
WinErr: 00A
Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
WinErr: 00B
Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
WinErr: 00C
Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr: 00D
Window closed - Do not look outside
WinErr: 00E
Window open - Do not look inside
WinErr: 00F
Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
WinErr: 010
Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
WinErr: 013
Unexpected error - Huh ?
WinErr: 014
Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr: 018
Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new
one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
WinErr: 019
User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr: 01A
Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your
software. We are terribly sorry.
WinErr: 01B
Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error.
Next time you will get a penalty for that.
WinErr: 01C
Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr: 01D
System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr: 01E
Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr: 01F
Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr: 020
Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be
WinErr: 042
Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The
virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will
automatically be closed and the virus will be activated
WinErr: 079
Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr: 103
Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.
Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr: 678
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play
another game?
WinErr: 683
Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for
the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr: 815
Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 bytes available