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October 5th, 2003, 02:36 AM
#1
Windows 98 Error Codes
Windows 98 Error Codes
Recently the following undocumented Windows 98 error codes were found.
Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread
via the Internet.
WinErr: 001
Windows loaded - System in danger
WinErr: 002
No Error - Yet
WinErr: 003
Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr: 004
Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
WinErr: 005
Multitasking attempted - System confused
WinErr: 006
Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
WinErr: 007
System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr: 008
Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
WinErr: 009
Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
WinErr: 00A
Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
WinErr: 00B
Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
WinErr: 00C
Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr: 00D
Window closed - Do not look outside
WinErr: 00E
Window open - Do not look inside
WinErr: 00F
Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
WinErr: 010
Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
WinErr: 013
Unexpected error - Huh ?
WinErr: 014
Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr: 018
Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new
one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
WinErr: 019
User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr: 01A
Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your
software. We are terribly sorry.
WinErr: 01B
Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error.
Next time you will get a penalty for that.
WinErr: 01C
Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr: 01D
System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr: 01E
Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr: 01F
Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr: 020
Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be
lost.
WinErr: 042
Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The
virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will
automatically be closed and the virus will be activated
again.
WinErr: 079
Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr: 103
Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.
Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr: 678
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play
another game?
WinErr: 683
Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for
the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr: 815
Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 bytes available
I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
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October 5th, 2003, 05:22 PM
#2
HAHA...thanx..i needed that
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October 5th, 2003, 05:38 PM
#3
Originally posted here by IrIsHASSasIN
HAHA...thanx..i needed that
Yeah, its kinda like how you always need help pointing and clicking your browser 'eh?!
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October 5th, 2003, 05:52 PM
#4
OMG...WHAT IS YOUR DEAL!?!?!?!?!
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
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October 5th, 2003, 06:23 PM
#5
Im always sarcastic. Some peaple see it as flame others see it as rude humor. Im sure other members have their reasons also. Such as...
You & your one liner posts, easyly answered questions about how to point and click the site, spaming everything, & the way you type in caps-lock, then theres the fact that you can't start a thread without flame or some other stupid **** to say.
Oh and another thing... caps-lock typeing usually suggests that you are yelling & damn... I find alot of humor in kids like you who yell infront of computer screens.
If you still have problems with peaple, the site, or questions about how to point and click stuff here then PM me about it instead of makeing "yet another" lame post.
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October 5th, 2003, 11:11 PM
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October 14th, 2003, 02:30 AM
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now now, irish, don't get your panties in a bunch
\"Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, \"I\'m a grown man. I should know what goes on my head.\" And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life. \" -Roy Waller
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October 14th, 2003, 12:52 PM
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