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    Chinese proverbs?

    Just one more for the day enjoy!!!!!


    Chinese proverbs?


    Man who run in front of car get tired.

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bang-kok.

    Man with one chopstick go hungry.

    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

    Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

    War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

    Woman who wears G-string is high on crack.

    Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

    Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
    I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

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    Good ones

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    Thats the coolest ****ing avatar I have seen in a while man.


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    THose are great..Hey...got any more?

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    Originally posted here by Ennis
    Thats the coolest ****ing avatar I have seen in a while man.


    AND WHAT ABOUT MY AVATARS???
    atlease thay make some contraversy...
    HA..

    Nightfalls_Girl

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    Two more off the top of my head!

    Man who back into pantry have ass in jam.

    Baseball wrong, man with four balls can not walk.

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    No matter how many times I hear or read them I always get a big laugh out of those

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    Gr8, i think we need to read more of them more often.

    Keep it up.


    The FACT that people ignore FACTS
    doesnt mean that FACTS are not FACTS

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