October 6th, 2003, 12:39 AM
Time To KIll...(yourself)
This has nothing to do with tech...but what the hey..
DINNER WITH A GIRLFRIENDS PARENTS
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
October 6th, 2003, 01:39 AM
Nice story. That was pretty funny.
October 6th, 2003, 02:01 AM
October 6th, 2003, 03:31 AM
think of the bright side, atleast the father noes thay are being safe...
October 6th, 2003, 04:06 AM
Well it is safe indeed.. But rather sarcastic, the guy knows about family planning..hehe
Let\'s explore what we can
October 7th, 2003, 04:35 AM
And neither was those threads filled with your stupid questions, spam, crying, ass kissing, & flame.
Originally posted here by IrIsHASSasIN
This has nothing to do with tech...but what the hey...
Whats odd about that story is after all that the dad still lets him in his house, eat his food, then sit around for 20 minutes? Damn...
October 7th, 2003, 04:40 AM
sounds like your speking personially there..
October 7th, 2003, 05:01 AM
Me? About what? The fact that I offered to help him with his 100 questions about the how to point and click the site yet he didn't want to PM or read the FAQ.
Or the fact that I think the dad in that story seemed kinda relaxed compaired to other dads who would have probably just punched him as soon as he reached the front door.
October 7th, 2003, 04:35 PM
Would you shut up specailist?
You dont need to worry about what i am doing!
You gotta let go sometime!
I know you want me..but for reall....LET IT GOO!
And yes..He is family planning
October 7th, 2003, 11:51 PM
oh to 2 of u just get it over and done with draw your guns at 20 paces...