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    Talking Time To KIll...(yourself)

    This has nothing to do with tech...but what the hey..

    DINNER WITH A GIRLFRIENDS PARENTS


    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
    dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
    girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
    like to go out and make love for the first time.

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
    he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
    pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
    everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
    he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
    insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
    busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
    meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
    meet my parents, come on in!"

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
    girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
    and bows his head.

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
    head down.

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
    leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
    were this religious."

    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
    a pharmacist."
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    Nice story. That was pretty funny.
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    Wouldnt that suck?>
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    think of the bright side, atleast the father noes thay are being safe...



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    Well it is safe indeed.. But rather sarcastic, the guy knows about family planning..hehe
    Let\'s explore what we can
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    Originally posted here by IrIsHASSasIN
    This has nothing to do with tech...but what the hey...
    And neither was those threads filled with your stupid questions, spam, crying, ass kissing, & flame.

    Whats odd about that story is after all that the dad still lets him in his house, eat his food, then sit around for 20 minutes? Damn...
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    sounds like your speking personially there..


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    Me? About what? The fact that I offered to help him with his 100 questions about the how to point and click the site yet he didn't want to PM or read the FAQ.

    Or the fact that I think the dad in that story seemed kinda relaxed compaired to other dads who would have probably just punched him as soon as he reached the front door.
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    Would you shut up specailist?
    You dont need to worry about what i am doing!
    You gotta let go sometime!
    I know you want me..but for reall....LET IT GOO!
    And yes..He is family planning
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    oh to 2 of u just get it over and done with draw your guns at 20 paces...


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