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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2002

    Things you really dont want to hear from tech support.....

    Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support

    "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

    * "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

    * "So -- what are you wearing?"

    * "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

    * "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."

    * "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

    * "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

    * "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

    * "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

    * "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

    * "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

    -From ducksh*t.com

    "Do you know how to solder?"

    "I can't help you unless your using a Commodore."

    "Have you ever played pong?"


    "Do you know C+?"

    "Yea, we've been having a lot of complaints with that...........[click]"

    "Look mister, I'm only making 5.25 an hour. You think I know what the hell is wrong?"

    "Call us back in 24 hours. Then I'll either have an answer or you will have to wait another 24 hours.."

    "Speak up Sonny, I can barely hear you. Let me turn my aide up a lil.......That's better!"

    "You'll need to call 1-900-555-2262 and ask those nice ladies...."

    -Some I made up................

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    not bad...


  3. #3
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    haha...my friend works at a ISP as a techie....Im gonna make him say those...
    [gloworange]And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict\'s veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found. \"This is it... this is where I belong...\" I know everyone here... even if I\'ve never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...[/gloworange]

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    That would be hilarious if I actually heard those being used!

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