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    Thought for the day....

    Never hold your farts in....

    They travel up your spine and into your brain. This is where shitty ideas come from.
    Al
    It isn't paranoia when you KNOW they're out to get you...

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    Hmmm i will remember that one next when i'm in a Church...

    Might make for an interesting Pray to GOD........!

    P.S I ain't a christian i just felt like saying it....

    Cheers

    And good theory there allenb1963

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    lmao... so that why people say i'm so dumb


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    \"Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, \"I\'m a grown man. I should know what goes on my head.\" And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life. \" -Roy Waller

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    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAART.

    Well i ran allthe way to this room just to let that rip enjoy......

    cheers

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    creative_32X_mx [

    I suspect that allenb1963 might have been referring to when you are in the CEO's office?



    or something like that?

    Cheers
    If you cannot do someone any good: don't do them any harm....
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    all well.
    It's the thought that counts huh........?
    I followed what he said and didn't hold it in.
    Hang on .
    yep here comes another one.
    Me runs to the car.
    Drives to local Police station, ring's bell at counter.
    Police man comes out.
    I smile and lift a cheek and FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
    I then giggle and tell him never mind and run back to the car, and come back home.
    And say

    cheers

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