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  1. #1
    Elite Hacker
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    Mar 2003


    The "Quickie"

    This guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. After a few

    minutes, the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy what he'd like.

    The guy says, "I'd like a quickie". The waitress flushes and says, That's

    not funny, sir. Now, what would you like to order?"

    The guy says, "I'd really like a quickie". The waitress slaps him hard and

    storms off angrily.

    Another customer, overhearing the conversation, leans over and says to the

    guy, "Um, I think that it's pronounced 'quiche'"

    I don't know if you all have heard this but I just found it and thought it was
    funny, so I decided to share it. Enjoy.

  2. #2
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2003
    I've heard that before, but it had Bill Clinton and Al Gore instead of the two nameless customers...Heh heh heh....You know how that goes ::::

    \"Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, \"I\'m a grown man. I should know what goes on my head.\" And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life. \" -Roy Waller

  3. #3
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Yeah same here, i saw it in a magazine though.
    Anyhow i still got a good chuckle from it.


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