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October 21st, 2003, 04:22 PM
#1
quickie
The "Quickie"
This guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. After a few
minutes, the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy what he'd like.
The guy says, "I'd like a quickie". The waitress flushes and says, That's
not funny, sir. Now, what would you like to order?"
The guy says, "I'd really like a quickie". The waitress slaps him hard and
storms off angrily.
Another customer, overhearing the conversation, leans over and says to the
guy, "Um, I think that it's pronounced 'quiche'"
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I don't know if you all have heard this but I just found it and thought it was
funny, so I decided to share it. Enjoy.
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October 21st, 2003, 09:38 PM
#2
I've heard that before, but it had Bill Clinton and Al Gore instead of the two nameless customers...Heh heh heh....You know how that goes :: ::
slick
\"Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, \"I\'m a grown man. I should know what goes on my head.\" And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life. \" -Roy Waller
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October 22nd, 2003, 06:38 AM
#3
Yeah same here, i saw it in a magazine though.
Anyhow i still got a good chuckle from it.
cheers
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