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    Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating

    Because it is October I thought I would share this halloween joke

    10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

    9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.


    8. You ask for high fiber candy only.


    7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your
    balanceand fall over.


    6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not
    wearing a mask.


    5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't
    remember the rest.


    4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of
    restraining orders.


    3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't
    dislodge your hairpiece.


    2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a
    walker.


    1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

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    hey good 1 keep it up
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

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    not to shabby Addict....
    Not bad at all.
    9\10 Potatoes for you me thinks

    Cheers

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