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Thread: laugh if u can!

  1. #1
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    Oct 2003

    laugh if u can!

    >>> I recently paid a visit to a millionaire house, and
    >>>ended up not having anything
    >>> to drink despite the offer. Below is how the offer
    >>>was made to me:
    >>> Question: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice,
    >>>Soda, Tea,
    >>> Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
    >>> Answer: "tea please"
    >>> Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea,
    >>>Ice tea or
    >>> green tea?"
    >>> Answer: "Ceylon tea"
    >>> Question: "How would you like it, black or white?"
    >>> Answer: "white"
    >>> Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
    >>> Answer: "With milk"
    >>> Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
    >>> Answer: "With cow milk please.
    >>> Question: "Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
    >>> Answer: "Aaggman I will take it black."
    >>> Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or
    >>> Answer: "With sugar"
    >>> Question:" Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
    >>> Answer: "Cane sugar"
    >>> Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
    >>> Answer: "Aagman! Forget about tea just give me a glass of
    >>>water instead."
    >>> Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
    >>> Answer: "Mineral water"
    >>> Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured?"
    >>> Answer: "Gee! I give up just forget about everything."
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

  2. #2
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    Sep 2003
    Hmmm i don't know about that one, it didn't have much of a punch line to it...
    Allwell 7\10 potatoes.


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