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  1. #1
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    Talking wt's ur english?

    Girls' English
    Yes = No

    No = Yes

    May-b = No

    "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

    " Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

    "We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

    "Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you to.

    " I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

    " How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

    "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.

    " You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

    " Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!



    Guy's English

    " I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

    " I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

    " I'm tired " - I'm tired

    " Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

    " Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

    " Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

    " May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

    "Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

    " You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

    " What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

    " What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

    "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

    " I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

    " I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

    " Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by showin that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

    " Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

    NOW YOU MUST SEND THIS TO:

    0- No one will ever love you!

    1-5: You will get a kiss from your crush.

    6-10: You will tongue your crush.

    11-15: You will make-out with your crush.

    15-20: You will date your crush.

    20+: You wil have sex with your b.f/ g.f and be together 4 EVER!
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

  2. #2
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    bean there seen that... wasnt funny the first time...
    oh well some one will think its funny *cough*male chovanest pigs...*cough*

    Nightfalls_Girl

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    NFG's hate to say this but
    i LMFAO

    Haven't seen something so funny as this, because it's exactly true...
    LOL
    Nah never mind i'll shut up before i offend someone..

    Peace

    Kris

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    Originally posted here by Nightfalls_Girl
    bean there seen that... wasnt funny the first time...
    oh well some one will think its funny *cough*male chovanest pigs...*cough*

    Nightfalls_Girl
    Qute right, you tell them girl

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    I guess I must count as an MCP, but -

    very very funny. And true. Far too true.

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