November 5th, 2003, 02:53 PM
A Qantas passenger cabin is being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who manages to put everyone into a good mood as he dispenses food and drinks.
As the plane prepares to descend, he comes swishing down the aisle and announces to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey asked me to tell you that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather exotic-looking women hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, "He says to her.
"I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turns her head and says,
"In my country, i am called a princess. I take orders from no one."
"Well, sweet cheeks," says the attendant,
"In my country i'm called a queen which means i outrank you. Put the damn tray up, bi**ch."
November 6th, 2003, 04:21 AM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheres JP at, he needs to see this.
"When in doubt, use Brute Force."
Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
November 7th, 2003, 04:11 AM
some howi knew that some one wouldbring Pore OLD JP in to this...
November 7th, 2003, 04:58 AM
Um what's so important about JP seeing this joke.....???
I know it was funny and all, but am i gonna get introuble or something..?>
November 7th, 2003, 05:43 AM
Hmmm now that was very Funny..
November 7th, 2003, 01:07 PM
creative_32X_mx - Dude that was funny, I am sitting in my campus computer lab laughing my ass off. Nicely done!
November 7th, 2003, 02:12 PM
Why thank you, glad i brought a smile to your dial...
And don't you worry i've saved up a few more jokes, and i will be posting em soon..
November 8th, 2003, 03:25 AM
Shut up you weird *beotch*
Some howi knew that some one wouldbring Pore OLD JP in to this...
November 12th, 2003, 11:07 AM
so ru king or prince out here?
Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]
November 17th, 2003, 06:10 AM
i'm the AO Dunce if you didn't already know.
I've claimed that title.
So keep your hands off it mate