Ok, I'm sick of all the threads on the main page being **** heads looking for free tech support, so I'm making a thread with the purpose of being fun yet security related. For example, I was testing out a firewall one time when I was drunk and accidently crashed my box. It was a dumb ass mistake but I learned my lesson.

Or, another example, when Microsoft released a new patch for IE one day, I was updating my Windows box with the new patch and IE crashed while it was installing.

Or have any of you got any funny stories? I remember one member said a crane drove through a wall one time at his work place while he was flashing the BIOS. Thats kinda funny. Anyone else care to join in on this? I'm just bored as hell right now and thought this would be fun.