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Thread: how stupid u r?

  1. #1
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    Oct 2003

    Talking how stupid u r?

    10 most stupid questions?
    People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

    Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?

    Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

    2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

    Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?

    Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

    3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...

    Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.

    Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

    Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?

    Answer: No, itís terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.

    5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.

    Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

    Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

    Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?

    Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

    Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?

    Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.

    And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

    8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

    Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?

    Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

    9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

    Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?

    Answer: No it wonít. It will just bleed.

    10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

    Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.

    Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

  2. #2
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    man i gotta give u the credits...i had quite a laugh

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Yah good post.
    id give u green but it wont let me...



  4. #4
    Token drunken Irish guy
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Id do it but I cant either at the moment, god will he ever get the credit he deserves?

  5. #5
    Senior Member
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    Sep 2003
    Yeah when he puts the LINK to were he gets these from.
    Then maybe I WILL give him a greenie..
    Until then the answer is NO.


  6. #6
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    Oct 2003
    hey no link
    just some of forwarded mails in my mailbox shared to u!
    google if u want anything like that
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

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