how stupid u r?

[neohunk]

10 most stupid questions?
People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:


1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.


2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?


3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...

Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.

Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?


4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?

Answer: No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.


5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.

Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.


6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?

Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.

And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.


8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.


9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?

Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed.


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.

Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!

[Sm0kinP0t]

muahahahah
man i gotta give u the credits...i had quite a laugh

[Nightfalls_Girl]

Yah good post.
id give u green but it wont let me...

SOME ONE DO IT FOR ME... COME ON.....

Nightfalls_Girl

[Ennis]

Id do it but I cant either at the moment, god will he ever get the credit he deserves?

[creative_32X_mx]

Yeah when he puts the LINK to were he gets these from.
Then maybe I WILL give him a greenie..
Until then the answer is NO.

cheers
creative

[neohunk]

hey no link
just some of forwarded mails in my mailbox shared to u!
google if u want anything like that