How to speak to illiterate computer users.
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    How to speak to illiterate computer users.

    1. When fixing some one computer by simply deleting that massive video file they downloaded from Kazaa simply say: Hey its okay its just a I.D.10.T problem.

    2. When fixing some one's computer by simply turning on the monitor or plugging in the computer say: Must have been a chair to keyboard error.

    Post more if ya have em.

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    Priest,

    Shame on you sir! you are far too "luser friendly"


    This is what you do:

    "Oh dear, not one of those I hope............................hmmmmmmm............looks expensive to me.............afraid that's an RTB job, I will need it in the workshop..."

    Fix problem, got to bar, drink beer, charge luser..............

    Works every time


    Cheers

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    OHH. I will remember never to go to you if i need help... youd rip me of...
    ALL those poor OLD ladys out there, thinking that a lovly man would help them, them he turns around to rip them off... shame on you.. :P

    Nightfalls_Girl

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    No I wouldn't rip you off I would give you a steady rate but make fun of you while fixing a trivial problem on your computer...but make fun of you with style!

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    YAH YAH YAH. Shoure you would...

    I wouldnt come to you any way.
    Why wast my money, when my beter half is a techie...


    Nightfalls_Girl

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    Do what photographers do, keep it sitting around for a week when it can be done in 30 mins.
    Hi.

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