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    Macht Nicht Aus moxnix's Avatar
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    May 2002
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    Tech Support - Husband 1.0

    Dear Tech Support,
    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed a
    distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
    and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
    Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
    valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
    installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
    the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
    to no avail. What can I do?


    Dear Desperate:

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I
    Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't
    forget to install the Guilt 3.0 up date. If that application works as
    Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and
    Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause
    Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer
    6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly
    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
    the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
    resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
    These are unsupported applications
    and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
    program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
    applications quickly.

    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
    performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck,
    Tech Support
    \"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!\"
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    Oct 2003
    1 of the nicest thing i found here
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

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    Mar 2002
    this was truely good.

  4. #4
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    Sep 2003
    Interesting me wonder's if there's one of these in the Female Version..
    I know i'd purchase it.
    i'd get Housecleaning 9.0.
    Massage 2.0
    Wash the Car 5.0
    Mow the Lawn 1.0

    Then i can have a nice n clean house and not loose any unnecesary time in front of my Box..


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    Oct 2003
    Creative - of course these exist, but ufortunately they don't run as stand-alone packages, and you might find that the entire suite of utilities becomes very demanding on your resources.

    The least demanding of system resources is Servants 8.2, but as this is a top-of-therange package, it comes with an appropriate price-tag, with heavy on-going maintenance charges. Unless these utilities clearly demonstrate a business benefit, you are better of performing these routines manually.

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