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Thread: Nerds Not Alowed! JK....NORMAL PPL NOT ALOWWED!

  1. #1
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    Oct 2003

    Nerds Not Alowed! JK....NORMAL PPL NOT ALOWWED!

    A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a
    beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying:

    "NERDS NOT ALLOWED -- ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK" He goes in and sits down.

    The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy,
    asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives a
    truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The
    bartender says OK, truck drivers are not nerds, and serves him a beer.

    As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his
    glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils stashed
    in his pocket protector, and a belt at least a foot too long. The
    bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy
    away. The truck driver asks him why he did that.

    The bartender said not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating the Silicon
    Valley, and are in season now. You don't even need a license, he said.

    So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads
    back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the
    load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over
    the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up
    the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing
    the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole
    load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and
    starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.

    A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car
    screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought
    nerds were in season."

    "Well, sure," said the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em.

  2. #2
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    so how many nerds we hav got here
    bang bang
    ha ha indeed
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    170 going to PM you

  4. #4
    Senior Member
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    Sep 2003
    Umm irish check before you post, this has been posted before..
    won't hand out a neg, but will give a warning.
    anyhow nice joke.


  5. #5
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    41 srry....tnx tho

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