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    THE VALUE OF UNDIES



    Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under

    your vehicle...especially in public.



    From the Morning Herald, Sydney Australia comes this story of a

    central

    west couple who drove their car

    to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the

    car there in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of

    people near the car.



    On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under

    the

    chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned

    private parts into glaringly public ones.



    Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward,

    quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into

    place.



    On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found

    herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The

    mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.



    Nightfalls_Girl

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    Does that mean that she was caught cheating..??
    And i wonder if the Mechanic included Parts and Labour costs in the Bill.??
    And you could say that she was getting hands on experience in the trade..

    cheers
    creative

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    Sorry to say, but it is one of those urban myths, been around for years.

    Cheers
    Asif

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    I dont really care if it is of isnt.
    I receaved it via email, and though it was funn, and i would shere it with you.
    So stop trying to be a smart ass.


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    There were three nurses on a golf course getting ready to tee up. One of the nurses said to the others "should we shout "fore" and warn the greenskeeper that's working on the course halfway to the hole?"

    The other nurses said, no need we'll never reach him from the tee.

    The third nurse had the drive of her life, a 250 yd straight shot down the fairway and hit the greenskeeper. The greenskeeper doubled over with his hand squeezed between his legs as if he was massaging something.

    The nurses ran to his aid. One of the nurses removed his hand from between his legs and started massaging his crotch. She asked him if it felt any better. He said "that feels great but it's my hand that you hit."
    ddddc

    "Somehow saying I told you so just doesn't cover it" Will Smith in I, Robot

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    LMFAO thats a good one...


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    LMAO...

    ahh i wonder if i walked into the Hospital and started doing that if the nurse's would do the same thing..??/
    Me get's stupid look across face and decide's not to try it..

    cheers

    creative

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    Better verify the nurses on duty first... you might not like it if you got the wrong provider!
    ddddc

    "Somehow saying I told you so just doesn't cover it" Will Smith in I, Robot

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