November 27th, 2003, 10:55 AM
Hey saw this in a Magazine Today, and thought that i'd share it..
A passenger plane crashes into the Pacific Ocean. A survivor swims for hours until he discovers an island and drags himself up onto the sandy shores.
Looking down the beach he sees a figure lying on the beach, another survivor from the crash.
He runs over and sees that it's Kylie Minogue, but she's not breathing so he gives her the kiss of life to revive her.
Forever grateful to him for saving her life, they strike up an immediate bond, and over the following weeks, while stranded on the island, they fall madly in love. One day Kylie is walking down the beach and notices her new found love sitting on the rocks by the beach, staring out to sea, with a look of sorrow on his face. She wanders over to him, and asks what is wrong.
"Kylie," he says, "The last few weeks have been the greatest of my life. We've found this island paradise.
We have all the food and water we could require, and i have you, but still i carn't helpo feeling there's something missing."
"What my darling? What is it that uyou need? I'll do anything."
"I was wondering if you'd mind putting on my shirt?"
"And my trousers?"
At this point he get's up and grabs some charcoal from the ground and draws a neat moustache on her top lip.
"Now, can you start to walk around the island, and i'll set off the other way and meet you halfway."
"Ok dear. What ever will make you happy."
So off they set and after an hour walking he eventually sees her heading towards him along the beach.
He breaks into a sprint, rruns up to her, grabs her by the shoulders and shouts. "Hey mate, you won't believe who i'm shagging!"
November 27th, 2003, 02:20 PM
heh heard another one kinda like that
:: a boat sinks in a storm and 8 people manage to swim to a nearby island...7 men and 1 woman
they are there for almost 3 months when they give up any hope of being rescued and start to make a new life on the island for themselves - there is plenty to eat and drink so they know they can surrvive there quite happily but the men start to have urges but there is only one woman.
She to is feeling some urges but tells the men that she cannot have sex before marriage - but they come up with the idea that every day she should marry a different man....they could enjoy their wedding night and then the next day divorce and she can marry another. She agress to it and the arrangment works well for many years.
But sadly the woman dies the men are all heartbroken at losing a lady who has become such a close friend but they are also destressed as to what to do now their weekly marriage has been taken away from them!
well the first week it wasn't too bad things seemed almost like normal
the second week it was becoming more and more difficult but they carried on knowing there was nothing else for them to do
the third week was almost unbearable
and on the fourth week they burried her