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November 27th, 2003, 11:55 AM
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Fantasy Island
Hey saw this in a Magazine Today, and thought that i'd share it..
Fantasy Island..
A passenger plane crashes into the Pacific Ocean. A survivor swims for hours until he discovers an island and drags himself up onto the sandy shores.
Looking down the beach he sees a figure lying on the beach, another survivor from the crash.
He runs over and sees that it's Kylie Minogue, but she's not breathing so he gives her the kiss of life to revive her.
Forever grateful to him for saving her life, they strike up an immediate bond, and over the following weeks, while stranded on the island, they fall madly in love. One day Kylie is walking down the beach and notices her new found love sitting on the rocks by the beach, staring out to sea, with a look of sorrow on his face. She wanders over to him, and asks what is wrong.
"Kylie," he says, "The last few weeks have been the greatest of my life. We've found this island paradise.
We have all the food and water we could require, and i have you, but still i carn't helpo feeling there's something missing."
"What my darling? What is it that uyou need? I'll do anything."
"I was wondering if you'd mind putting on my shirt?"
"OK."
"And my trousers?"
"Yes."
At this point he get's up and grabs some charcoal from the ground and draws a neat moustache on her top lip.
"Now, can you start to walk around the island, and i'll set off the other way and meet you halfway."
"Ok dear. What ever will make you happy."
So off they set and after an hour walking he eventually sees her heading towards him along the beach.
He breaks into a sprint, rruns up to her, grabs her by the shoulders and shouts. "Hey mate, you won't believe who i'm shagging!"
cheers
creative
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