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    Talking Programmer vs Engineer

    A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game.

    The Engineer just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep.

    The Programmer persists and explains that it's a real easy game. He explains, "I ask a question and if you don't know the answer you pay me $5. Then you ask a question and if I don't know the answer I'll pay you $5."

    Again the Engineer politely declines and tries to sleep. The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "O.K., if you don't know the answer you pay me $5 and if I don't know the answer I pay you $50! "
    Now, that got the Engineer's attention, so he agrees to the game.

    The Programmer asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
    Then Engineer doesn't say a word and just hands the Programmer $5.

    Now, itís the Engineer's turn. He asks the Programmer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down on four?"
    The Programmer looks at him with a puzzled look, takes out his laptop computer, looks through all his references and after about an hour wakes the Engineer and hands the Engineer $50.

    The Engineer politely takes the $50 turns away and tries to return to sleep.
    The Programmer, a little miffed, asks, "Well what's the answer to the question?"
    Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands $5 to the Programmer, turns away and returns to sleep


    Enjoy

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    LOL..
    Ahh that's one way to make some easy money...
    I wonder if the Engineer ended up getting that sleep..?

    creative

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    that some funny stuff

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