1)A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.

2)Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who it's friends are.

3)In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

4)C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to.

5)To err is human; to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human.

6)To err is human; to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

7)To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer.

8)The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword and usually, the programmer.

9)The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

10)If God had intended Man to program, we would be born with serial I/O ports. ( )