Subject: New retirement plan

If you had bought $1000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

If you had bought $1000 of Enron, you'd have $16.50 of your original $1000.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5 left.

On the other hand, if you had bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $100.

Based on the above analysis, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is a new retirement program called 401KEG