Hi, I'm a Troll.........

[0000000]

Hello there, today I have decided to Troll this board. It seems this board is a popular Trolling spot. Unfortunately I am a new Troll and I'm not getting the desired effect. Can someone teach me how to Troll properly?

Why do so many people Troll this board? Is it the antipoints... or is it bitter memories from those who have posted here in the past?

My fellow Trolls will not answer my questions?!


Your friendly neighborhood troll..

/Troll

[Ennis]

I can only hope I go into Addicts to discover this is a joke.

[0000000]

Nope, its not val_fallen.

/Troll

[Drunk On Duvel]

To properly troll:

1. You go on Yahoo! Chat and hit on every handle that might sound like a female.

2. You answer the pr0n bot PM's.

3. Go in the kitchen and jack off.

4. Go back online, go to #sex on EFNet and /msg the op for some cyb0r.

5. Look at goatse.cx and remember the good ol' days.

6. Then remember to watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer and play with your balls.

7. Clean off the television screen with your shirt. Remember, whenever you bust a nut on the TV screen, you will need to clean it because it's hard to see it for the next time your stroke your shaft.

8. Hang out in the local department store in the women's clothing department, stare at the strange women and pant.

9. Hang on AntiOnline and ask how to be a Troll.

10. Castrate yourself and do not breed.

Have a nice day

[Ennis]

So who is it, this is seriously the saddest attempt at anything funny I have ever seen in my two years.