Some of you have probably seen this before, but what the heck


Dear____________

[ ] sir [ ] clueless one [ ] twit [ ] great man on campus
[ ] madam [ ] dweeb [ ] twerp [ ] comrade
[ ] Elvis [ ] centurian [ ] boor [ ] Obergruppenfuehrer
[ ] citoyen [ ] geek [ ] grad student [ ] cur

You are being flamed because:

[ ] you continued a boring, useless, stupid thread;
[ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to;
[ ] you repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless threads;
[ ] you posted a piece riddled with profanities;
[ ] you posted some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this group;
[ ] you made sexist, racist, or bigoted statement(s);
[ ] you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority;
[ ] you are under the missaprehension that this group is your preserve;
[ ] you have repeatedly shown lack of humor;
[ ] you are appartently under compulsion to post to every thread;

>> Thank you for the time you have taken to read this. Live n' Learn.<<