Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and
Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys
doing?"
And
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3" And the guy says,
"Really?
What's going to happen?" And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going
to
kill
14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman." And the guy
exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman????!!!"
So Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one
would
worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"