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December 17th, 2003, 01:38 AM
#1
Help me!
I have this habit of whacking off to donkey pr0n. Help me find ways to get rid of this problem.
Thanks.
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December 17th, 2003, 01:40 AM
#2
Handcuff your hands behind your back, or you could just undergo some nasty therapy similar to what was used in A Clockwork Orange, I'm sure that could "cure" you.
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December 17th, 2003, 01:43 AM
#3
I've got a full dissection kit.... I could take your hands off you if you like - maybe turn you into a eunuch if you really want??? You have to supply your own whisky for use as an anaesthetic though
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December 17th, 2003, 01:46 AM
#4
I can castrate you if you want me to. I'll try to make in painless but when the wiener comes offf i can't guaranty anything. I'll even pack him for you in a jar full of hot dog flavored water.
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December 17th, 2003, 02:03 AM
#5
Try switching to poochie pr0n, my favorite series is "Breeds for Breeding". Here's a blurb from the back of the most recent release:
Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Currently on sale for $9.99 at your local video store.
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December 17th, 2003, 02:28 AM
#6
Re: Help me!
Originally posted here by Drunk On Duvel
I have this habit of whacking off to donkey pr0n. Help me find ways to get rid of this problem.
Thanks.
Why this fixation with donkey's ? I feel that you are being very narrow minded and selfish. There are many poor unwanted and unloved animals out there, especially at this time of year, the season of goodwill. Spread your love around, visit farms and animal homes, you could bring so much love to other poor creatures. Your love would surely be returned, you would be a much happier person. Think of all the grandpups you could have
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December 17th, 2003, 02:37 AM
#7
You could always try sticking a stick up your @ss. I heard Nightfalls girls removes them for free.
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December 17th, 2003, 02:42 AM
#8
Originally posted here by CXGJarrod
You could always try sticking a stick up your @ss. I heard Nightfalls girls removes them for free.
Where does the pain or pleasure lie? In getting it up or getting it removed?
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December 17th, 2003, 02:45 AM
#9
Actually I have a good cure for you.
Use "Vicks Vapor Rub" as a lubricant for your wacking off, and after a couple of times doing that you will be cringing when ever you hear that tune again.
\"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!\"
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December 17th, 2003, 03:57 AM
#10
Originally posted here by moxnix
Actually I have a good cure for you.
Use "Vicks Vapor Rub" as a lubricant for your wacking off, and after a couple of times doing that you will be cringing when ever you hear that tune again.
Is that from first hand experience
BTW your sig with the ip addy is way off. cheyenne's was the same last time he used it.Thought he was pissing about, as it used to be spot on, but obviously not
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