I'm so easily amused by stuff. This was entitled "Classified Material" (I had to open it, of course). Sigh. Total silliness IMHO. Who wants to reply?


Date: Wed, 17 Dec 2003 10:56:41 +0000 (GMT)
From: drr1002003@yahoo.co.in
Subject: Classified Material
To: msmittens@msmittens.com
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GOOD DAY,
MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT FOR NOW.
WHAT I HAVE MAY BE OF INTEREST TO YOU. IT IS A BUSINESS PROPOSAL THAT WILL
BE BENEFICIAL TO YOU AND I. I LIVE IN WOODSTOCK, ONTARIO, CANADA. I AM 46
YEARS OLD AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING IN A BANK IN ONTARIO FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS
WHERE I AM AN ACCOUNTS MANAGER. I WILL GIVE YOU MY FULL DETAILS ON YOUR
REPLY TO THIS LETTER.
MY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SOLICIT YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ASSISTANCE BASED
ON AN ACCOUNT UNDER MY MANAGEMENT CONTAINING $12M (TWELVE MILLION DOLLARS)
WHICH HAS REMAINED DORMANT FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS. THIS CCOUNT WAS OWNED BY
THE LATE MRS. LETICIA CARABAS AND FOLLOWING MY INVESTIGATION, I FOUND OUT
THAT SHE DIED ON MAY 1992 VIA A CAR CRASH IN THE BAHAMAS AND SHE LEFT NO
CHILDREN OR NEXT OF KIN. I WILL INFORM YOU MORE ON HOW WE CAN GET THE MONEY
IN HER ACCOUNT TRANSFERED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IF YOU AGREE TO CO-OPERATE WITH
ME ON THIS ON YOUR REPLY TO THIS MAIL. I WILL ALSO GIVE YOU MORE PERSONAL
DETAILS OF ME AND THE TRANSACTION ON YOUR REPLY. PLEASE TREAT THIS AS
CONFIDENTIAL,URGENT AND OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
YOURS SINCERELY,
ME