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    Senior Member nihil's Avatar
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    United Kingdom: Bridlington

    Lawyers & Other reptiles

    A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asks, "Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the man's pulse?"

    The coroner says, "No."

    The attorney asks, "Did you listen for a heartbeat?"


    "Did you check for breathing?"


    "So when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?"

    The coroner, now tired of the brow beating, says, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was on my desk, but for all I know, he could still be practicing law somewhere!"

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    hey... I just finished my law degree and passed the bar exam to be a "Solicitor" near Bridlington and I'd like to get your full name and address so I can sue your ass..

    can you help by providing that info ?

    nah.. I'm a liar.. but that joke is older than your momma.. hehehe..

    other than that, have a nice day.. happy xmas, merry new years

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    so all the lawers r suckers according 2 u!
    u r rite
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

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