SCIENTIST'S LOVE LETTER


My dearest darling,
I love u to the power of n times (where n is
infinity). If u test ur recall key, u may remember when we met for the
first
time; we were standing vertically on the horizontal plane 40-degree
north of
the earth pole on a hexagonal platform. U looked into my eyes and ur
line of
eyesight made an angle of 20 degree 20tt 20 inches with the horizontal
plane; and the second time we met, u were standing on the rectangular
balcony 120ft. U passed a smile at me setting heart to vibrate in
simple
harmonic motion with amplitude directly proportionate to instance
distance
between my proxy hyperbola. Ur smile reacted me in 2.2222sec. Taking
coefficient of smile to be 0.0003 you can calculate the trajectory
neglecting air resistance. The third time we met, u held my hand and I
got
electric shock as ckt was finally completed. Dear darling, whenever, I
look
at u, I get revealed to u in the lock of my heart and it cant be
opened,
sweet heart. My love is true and as pure as distilled water from the
lab of
H.R.M.S and u can, test it by adding CuSO4 sol. It will surely turn
blue. U
donít know how strongly I love u and how deeply I admire u. I hope u
will
never forget me and keep me in ur heart like engine cylinder in its
cooling
jacket.


Synthetically urs,

Satellite
of ur heart

Ur
Scientist lover