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    The multi-purpose card is the latest version of our
    perpetually
    metamorphosing IC. With an embedded smart chip, it
    can also store our
    medical history, driver's license, act as an ATM
    card, serve as an
    electronic purse and even be used at the National
    Library.
    A likely scenario when ordering pizzas in the near
    future...
    _____
    Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I
    have your..."
    Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
    Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number
    first, Sir?"
    Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......
    6102049998-45-54610"
    Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're
    calling from 17 Jalan
    Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 7645
    2302 and your
    mobile is 014 266 2566. Which number are you calling
    from now Sir?"
    Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone
    numbers?"
    Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
    Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
    Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
    Customer: "How come?"
    Operator : "According to your medical records, you
    have high blood
    pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
    Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
    Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll
    like it"
    Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
    Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular
    Hokkien Dishes"
    from the National Library last week Sir"
    Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size
    ones then, how
    much will that cost?"
    Operator : "That should be enough for your family of
    10, Sir. The
    total is $49.99"
    Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
    Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.
    Your credit
    card
    is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55
    since October last
    year. That's not including the late payment charges
    on your housing
    loan, Sir."
    Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood
    ATM and
    withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
    Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,
    you've reached your
    daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
    Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have
    the cash
    ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
    Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't
    wait you can
    always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
    Customer: " Wat!"
    Operator : "According to the details in system , you
    own a Scooter,
    ...registration number E1123..."
    Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"
    Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember
    on 15th July
    1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a
    policeman... ?"
    Customer: [Speechless]
    Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
    Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving
    me that 3 free
    bottles of cola as advertised?"
    Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your
    records you're
    also diabetic.......

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    today i'll go home laughing
    my home is 40 mile apart
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

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    Originally posted here by neohunk
    today i'll go home laughing
    my home is 40 mile apart
    Either you have a big house, or an earthquake has struck recently

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    i was at my college
    n
    my coll.. is 40 kms from my home
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

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