December 22nd, 2003, 06:05 PM
how many ( ) does it take to change a light bulb
This was originally taken form another site and modified for AO
How many gay guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
6 --- 1 to choose the tiffany lamp
1 to charge it to his gold card
4 to say "Oh, it's you, it's you!"
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to hold the bulb and five others to stand around and drink until the room spins.
How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one...she holds the light bulb in the socket and the world revolves around her.
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They only screw the poor.
How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They only screw the taxpayers.
How many country Singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
5...1 to change it and 4 to sing about how they're going to miss the old one.
How many heterosexual San Francisco waiters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Both of them.
How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six....One to screw it in, five to yell "It's all you!!!"
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three... one to screw in the bulb and two to discuss the violation of the socket.
How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Darkness is Irrelevent.
Many how does dyslexics take ti change to light bulb a?
How many Antionline.com members does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer - 1,331
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about exploiting the light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers
156 to write to the moderators complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this post to lightbulb.com
111 to defend the posting to this thread saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this forum.
203 to demand that cross posting to newbie security, general chit chat and addicts about changing light bulbs be stopped.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post to the thread that they are leaving because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose new Light Bulb room.
47 to say this is just what tech humor was meant for, leave it here.
143 votes for lightbulb.com.
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