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    The Truth about Eating

    I found this at Bicycling.com's forum section.

    The Truth About Eating:

    For those of you who watch what you eat...Here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
    3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
    4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
    6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.


    CONCLUSION:
    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
    So there you have it. We're all doomed!
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    I'm moving to Germany and forsaking the english language..

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    I already speak 3 languages, so i think i'm not included

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    Swine Englishman, I fart in your general direction!
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    i m going 2 show this 2 my dad who always pressurize me to speak english
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

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    Speaking English is apparently what kills you
    i will speak japanese from now on

    hajimimashite dozo yarashiko

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    i speak hindi well

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