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    marriage en eye-opener

    1)Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. (a life sentence!!!)

    2)Marriage is very much like a violin after the sweet music is over,
    the string are attached.

    3)Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
    institution for the blind.

    4)Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
    Degree and the women gets her Masters.

    5)Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two
    under the man's eyes.

    6)Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.

    7)Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited

    8)Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
    -The Engagement Ring
    -The Wedding Ring
    -The Suffe-Ring
    -The Endu-Ring

    9)Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
    -in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
    -in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
    -in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

    10)It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an

    11)Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
    friends.... You order what you want, and when you see
    what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

    12)It's true all men are born free and equal - but some of them get

    13)There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
    found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep
    and found himself divorced.

    14)A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
    gives and the wife takes.

    15)Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
    Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.
    Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China,
    a man doesn't know his wife until he marries?
    Father:That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE.

    16)There was a man who said "I never knew what happiness was until I
    got married... and then it was too late!"

    17)Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

    18)They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it
    is love; after marriage it is self defence.

    19)When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
    year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

    20)There was this lover who told his love that he would go through
    hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through HELL!

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    AO Guinness Monster MURACU's Avatar
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    Here is one to add.

    Marriage is like a long dinner only the dessert is served first.


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    @ΜĮЙǐЅŦГǻţΩЯ D0pp139an93r's Avatar
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    My ex bugged me for three years to marry her. I'm damn glad I didn't. Crazy bitch.

    I feel sorry for the poor guy she's engaged to now. He has no idea what kind of hell he's in for.

    I have seen both married men and inmates, ya know what, they have the same vacant expression.... Coincidence?
    Real security doesn't come with an installer.

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    Disgruntled Postal Worker fourdc's Avatar
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    Vermont, USA
    Recently a survey was done and it seems that married men die before single ones.

    Further research discovered the reason.

    They wanted to.

    "Somehow saying I told you so just doesn't cover it" Will Smith in I, Robot

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    good wolvi
    u r better then i expected
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

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