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    Why Do Men Die Before Women

    This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...but, now we know

    If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race.. you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're pansy.

    If you work too hard, there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
    If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

    If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
    If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
    If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
    If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

    If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If SHE asks you, it's a favor.
    If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
    If you don't, you're gay.
    If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
    If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're slob.
    If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
    If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't you're not ambitious.
    If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
    Men die first because they want to.
    The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do.


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    hahahahahah lol nice post!!!

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    So funny, so true, so sad
    A mind full of questions has no room for answers

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    YES!!! I agree completely.
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    geniusmaxx10100 what does lol mean i have been around but i don't know what it means
    The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do.


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    lol = laughing out loud. -it was originally supposed to mean something is so funny the individual is literally laughing out loud, but now it is used anytime someone finds something funny.

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    To funny

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    thanks infotechgeek it was bothering me
    The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do.


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    yo man u r rite
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

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    haha, everything you said was true [thumbs up]

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