January 29th, 2004, 12:32 PM
One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to kiss
each other goodnight at the front door, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".
"Oh yes you can. Please?" .....................
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older
sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need
be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and
all of ours....
'TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE CALLING BELL!!
Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]
January 29th, 2004, 06:00 PM
u have more jokes than i could read. where do you get all these jokes from?
January 30th, 2004, 01:41 AM
Another good one...
Hey Wolverine, nice sig.. cute little guy he is...
Real security doesn't come with an installer.
January 30th, 2004, 01:47 AM
lol, I like that one. Also, I wish the next girlfriend I have family is just as understanding as this one.
You got the mom, the big sis, and the little sis; what more could any young man possibly want?