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  1. #1
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    Smile som gud phreses

    Hi all,

    phreses look good in books or in e-mails, don't u agree?

    pl go ahead & read..............




    Cool Phrases

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    Practice makes perfect.....
    But nobody's perfect......
    So why practice?

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    The wise never marry.
    and when they marry they become otherwise.


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    If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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    I was born intelligent
    education ruined me.

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    A bus station is where a bus stops.
    A train station is where train stops.
    On my desk, I have a work station....
    what more can I say..........

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    Save water.
    Shower with your girl friend.

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    If it's true that we are here to help others,
    then, what exactly are the others here for?

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    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?

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    Money is not everything.
    There's Mastercard & Visa.

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    One should love animals.
    They are so tasty.

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    Love thy neighbor.
    But don't get caught.

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    Every man should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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    Success is a relative term.
    It brings so many relatives.

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    Love is photogenic
    It needs darkness to develop

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    Children in backseats cause accidents
    Accidents in backseats cause children

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    "Your future depends on your dreams"
    So go to sleep

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    There should be a better way to start a day
    than waking up every morning

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    "Hard work never killed anybody"
    But why take the risk !

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    "Work fascinates me"
    I can look at it for hours !

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    God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.

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    When two's company, three's the result !

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    A dress is like a barbed fence
    It protects the premises without restricting the view

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    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know

    So.. why learn.


    Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle.
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

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    i have seen some of those in t-shirts
    The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do.


    http://www.AntiOnline.com/sig.php?imageid=767

  3. #3
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    One should love animals.
    They are so tasty.

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    God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.
    Deer meat is really good.

    I like these two best... and the one about the accidents on the back seat. lol

    .dublix

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